Madame Bovary's Ovaries

Published in: The Delmarva Review 5 (2012)

Pages: 9-11

Editors: Wilson Wyatt, Jr

Place of Publication: St Michaels, Maryland, USA

ISSN: 1945-0532



It is a little known fact of history that ‘Suave’ Bodie Remoni set the feminist movement back by thirty years. How he did this was through an action as commonplace as it was consequential. Why it passed unnoticed is because not many people really understand how history works. In fact, the only person who might have grasped the significance of Bodie Remoni”s historical dalliance dropped out of English shortly before the act in question and went over to the Classics department, citing if queried an irresolvable aversion to post-colonial and feminist bullshit...Suffice to say that Bodie Remoni found himself in a particular place at a particular time, not unlike Oppenheimer. History took care of the rest.


  - random selection from the unpublished memoire, Freefall